Want to be part of an upcoming Rule 34 Club?

Storytelling is the core of what Rule 34 Club is focused on.

Every month at Rule 34 Club, we run a segment called OPEN MOUTH. Essentially a very pervy Open Mic… Open Mouth encourages people to get up on stage and tell us their pervy story.

Open Mouth guidelines:

  • Your story must be original and belong to you. It can be something that’s happened to you, something you’ve thought about or a fantasy. Broaden our horizons by giving us an insight into your experiences.

  • It can be spoken word, a slam poem or a song (BYO guitar, ukulele, keyboard, triangle…!).

  • You can have props and be in costume if you like, but the focus should be on the story.

  • Your story must be no longer than 7 minutes in length.

    Open Mouth is not for: burlesque, lip syncing, reading other peoples work, or working through your drama!

Want to be one of our storytellers at our next show? Send a voice memo (a recording of you telling your story) to