Perform at Rule 34 Club


Note: we’re taking expressions of interest for upcoming events and private parties. Have a read of our rules below and let us know if you’re keen to join us. :)

So… you want to perform at Rule 34 Club?

Rule 34 means “if it exists, there is porn of it” and that is at the core of every single show we have.

Rule 34 shows should always be strange but sexy… gross but erotic… funny but frisky… disgusting but captivating. Show people something they haven’t thought of before. Subvert and pervert the norm! Take something bland and develop a whole bizarre and horny narrative around it.

Check out our GALLERIES to see the images from the past shows.

Whether you’re a seasoned performer, a newbie or you’ve never done a show, Rule 34 is an excellent place to do a show. If you’ve ever been in the audience at one of our shows, you’ll know that the atmosphere is electric - it’s really something special.

Rule 34 is for performers of all ages (18+), all genders, all sexualities and all abilities.

Types of performance we love: SKITS, spoken word and storytelling, really bent and bizarre burlesque, weird party tricks, kink & fetish, blood, bodily fluids, beyond drag, sick humour, performances that command attention and slap you in the face, nudity, filth, shows that use more of the space than just the stage, DIY everything!

We’re not hot for: classical/traditional burlesque, long shibari performances, lip syncing and not much else, traditional circus and magic tricks, karaoke UNLESS YOU TAKE THESE AND TWIST THEM INTO SOMETHING RULE 34!

Zero tolerance for whorephobia and anti-sex work, racism, ageism, cultural appropriation, fat phobia, transphobia, queerphobia, bullying or punching down.

Putting together a show for Rule 34? Here are some guidelines:

  • Your show should be 4-7 minutes long. 10 minutes absolute max.

  • Rule 34 is all about pushing yourself. Are you known for a particular type of performance? Use our stage as a place to experiment… push yourself. Take it to the next level!

  • In terms of nudity and what you’re “allowed to do”… as long as you’re not being an asshole, we can probably work with it!

  • We provide backstage people, but your set up and pack down should be able to be done in a minute or two.

  • Please only commit to a show if you genuinely plan on going through with it. Of course things happen sometimes, but it can be too heartbreaking on our end to have to replace performers last minute, especially as we try to have a variety of styles each month.

  • We also accept video submissions (up to 10 minutes in length) is fine. As filthy as you want!



Performer expression of interest

Performer facebook link, Instagram tag, etc - if you have one.
Rough estimate is fine
Performance type
Pick all that apply
Does your performance use any of the following?
Please provide details of mess and clean up required

Feel free to email if you’ve got any more questions.

Please be aware that photographs or videos taken of your group or performance at the event will be the property of Rule 34 Club, which reserve the right to use these images for future marketing or promotional materials. You will receive copies of the photos for use for your own social media + video if you’d like it!